Well I finally figured out the secret. I have become that secret.
Yes..... its because your mom(and I AM including myself in on this) has not lost all her baby weight yet and does not want photographic evidence of this period of time.
Heidi Klum I curse you. You had 4 children and usually within a record time of 2-3 months you were back on the runway making me believe that I could be back to my old bod(maybe even better with this new milk rack) and sporting lingerie for a living. Yes I do base my life after celebs and what they accomplish. Its a sad existence.
Anywho..... so to catch you up. My body does not look like this
as I was SO hoping it would. Heres to hoping that in a few more months I will be capable and willing to put on some sort of swimsuit to enjoy the water with my "well worth the stretch marks and extra 10 lbs" baby boy!